Yeah, so, The Liquor Guy...

Whatever! He never showed. I (we) waited 11-3, when a third phone call bore fruit...He's all, "It's tomorrow!!" through a crackle of cell phone. I didn't believe him.
"Hello?" I said to silence. Oh great.
He says hello and I have a weird urge to test his connection (it really seems like the call is gonna be dropped any second) but also there's this sprinkling of me being sprung over the mistake plus feeling annoyed by people who use cell phones in crackly places and so I want to bug him a little.
"Hello???" I said again and again...
"Can you hear me now??? IT'S TOMORROW!!!" He hollered. (holla!)

So friggin' tomorrow.
So, alright!